I knew they had a name...

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

One leg per meal

On average, you will eat 8 spiders during your sleep throughout your life. I can't even think of a joke, but that's really gross. Wonder if one of those big-ass harry potter spiders count as more than one...

Good thing they don't wear pants

The male seahorse carries the fertilized egg, and sorta gives birth to the baby seahorse. Its like that Schwarzenegger movie "Junior" when he had the baby. What a pile of poo that movie was. Man, what was the terminator thinking...

How's the weather up there?

Giraffes only sleep for 5 minutes a day. It would be so sweet if I were a giraffe, I could have gotten a full nights sleep by the time I added this damn blog entry. The shit I would get done would be incredible. Stupid sleep always getting in the way.

What's up/wrong with me Doc?

Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots. I love carrots, so by default, I'm not Mel Blanc, funny how that works...

Like a rooster in a speedo

Bald Eagles can swim using a stroke similar to the butterfly stroke. This came from a Diet Peach Tea Snapple, fact #410. I heard chickens use a breast stroke.

Snapple Mother F'in fact #29

On average, a human being will spend 2 weeks kissing in his/her lifetime. My goal is to beat this by a month or two. If only chicks dug me....